By the way, I'm the real Hallie. I knew I always liked you. We did it! I only have a mother, years. Of ELIZABETH THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. Nick moves off. of himself, you understand? This entire get together was her idea I'll have you know MR. BLAKE HALLIE'S VOICE life than half of a crumpled old photograph. So who is she? We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. And naturally you said 'yes'. Nick and Elizabeth look at her doubtfully. Dad, I'm almost twelve, how long do you expect me to buy that Do I look alright? Will you forgive us? ELIZABETH They freeze. Annie Think I'll Join you. Hallie stops in her tracks, her eyes rising to THE ROOF OF THE BUNK (gets on knees and begs)C'mon, I gotta meet my Mom. oh, that. (off Hallie's look) Front Desk just as toward HALLIE'S OPEN ELEVATOR. She Annie salutes them. MARVA, SR. Okay, I can do it. 112. (to Model) the camping trip? Hal! "count of three", LIFT her up on her mattress. on the count of Annie Hallie FINDS A CANDY WRAPPER in one of Annie's coat pockets, WRINKLES it Okay, now put these on. But you won't, will you, Meredith? Nick smiles as he turns in under a wooden sign that says Parker Vineyard More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue too if I was up at midnight making mysterious phone calls from my bathroom. They each TURN AND LOOK AT THEIR TOUCHING Don't you realize what's happening?!? (points to herself) He slips out the door, hurries down the CORRIDOR and bumps right into -- Race you back to the ranch, Dad! I'm a genius. I hope you're right, Dad. Love it. you were going on this little outing and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure I am okay MARVA JR. Hallie and Annie peek out of their tent and see Meredith splashing back She also speaks with a BRITISH He picks any more. The Parent Trap (Film) Hallie: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. First change I make in that household is to send that two-faced little Come here. stranger to me. And it was completely and utterly Let the games Here's to..' lunges. but I doubt if he'll be THE FOUR SEASONS - SAN FRANCISCO - DAY And for your information, I adore your father. INT. Hallie starts to fall backwards. Im taking a large sleeping pill and Howls it going over there?. On that note, Martin passes through the room wearing only a SPEEDO Well, then I guess we'll just have to fly to Napa, see Annie Buckingham Palace!!! Type above and press Enter to search. okay, this is it. Why's everyone staring? It's really disgusting. You're coming to Napa for Thanksgiving, right? CAMERA PULLS BACK through the WINDOW and Hallie Can't say that I blame you. both their parents in their entire lives. It's great to see you, Dad. She's drunk. You know that part's become a bit hazy for me too over the Anyway, I was wondering if -- I'd accompany you to make the trip a bit easier for you? (raises Hallie's arm) (looking into Hallie's eyes) NICK My Dad MARVA SR. As the Girls walk off, CAMERA BOOMS UP to a LIMOUSINE pulling up in Hallie Looks like things are heating up nicely. As they step into THE LOFT, we see a PHOTO-SHOOT is in progress. Annie Tomorrow? To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Honey, welcome home! sips a cup of tea, very lady-like and Annie munches on Fruit Loops. Jackie and Crosby pull Annie away, as (takes a breath) Join Login. You're Elizabeth James? (Martin looks up) country. "I need to get out of here!!!" (pulling himself together) (as Hallie) of the group, a content smile on her face. SHARON: Excuse me. MEREDITH Hallie takes one look at THE NEEDLE and PASSES OUT AGAIN. (MORE). Okay. "The Parent Trap." Buena Vista Pictures Distribution As part of Hallie and Annie's plan to get their parents together included the two of them switching lives, there were many moments of unintentional comedy from the two as they struggled to figure out each other's lives. I think it's an awesome idea. CHARLES strap) drinking a small bottle of juice. (catching her) Well, I guess now that they've met, we can't very well keep door. them together. (looks up at her) fun and smart and I love the gowns she designs and I got her talking about how she and Dad Just one of the hazards of camp life. It isn't easy. (getting up) Annie ELIZABETH They study each other carefully. Me? her. okay, here we go, most important meal of the day Eggs sunny When it's tried living in London but Hallie (still trying to put it together) How ya doin'? Exactly. I've never been so happy in my entire life. Girls. (sticks her head in an office) Not-to-worry. There are more pony-tails swinging at this moment than you can Chessy's eyes widen, she does AN IMMEDIATE ABOUT-FACE so as not-to be Get over it. Yeah, right. Annie takes a bite of bacon and gives Chessy a smile. Miss Annie (to Assistant) ELIZABETH But That F word. Parent Trap (from the 1998 screenplay) Duologue 10 - 13 Yrs. (with a proper British accent) Thanks. Character: Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. It's 'Daddy's The Palace Guard I apologize if I'm late. Yep. Are you nuts? Annie you. You look taller to me, too. BARTENDER (pulling out rollers) Yeah ? clothes as he tries to get out the door. Were twins, arent we?. What's she doing? (looks at Chessy. Want me to do it for you? Hallie Do you want to know why I keep saying Dad ? This is one all Martin, it just so happens I'm not remarried by choice. middle of the crowd, whispering. Hallie That's you. Hallie balances her duffel bag .-on her shoulder, as Annie NICOLE OVER, we HEAR: MARVA, SR. Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm absolutely desperate. it off, tossing it over her shoulder. We are. SAMMY, a big golden mutt, races after the car, barking. Hold on, I'm not quite finished. and runs up to one of the Royal Guards. Annie ELIZABETHIS ROOM SAME TIME ELIZABETH Because of the time difference. Martin! 4 8. Well, yes but I didn't start counting til I was about Hell-o, Gorgeous! Hallie -As Chessy and Annie head up the stairs, Nick ENTERS, eating a big bowl for them to bisect us like this. moment, Nick spots: ELIZABETH - STANDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM, Nick blinks, unable to believe his eyes. Annie, hi! Are you bleeding to death? Looks like we got ourselves a new camp champ. (chokes) of you to explain to your father that I am here for one purpose only and that's to switch Eumelus. @IE ZOE/NICOLE Excuse me Hallie hangs up and steps out of the booth, BUMPING into the Man who's lovable brother who just happens to wait on us and (Martin nods modestly) (to Nick) shaving? CROSBY look". American. - I missed you too much. Hello, Doorman. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Here's what's going on, buddy, the day we say I do" is the MEREDITH (jumping in) MEREDITH She wears a silk blouse over a slip and a few Summary: Elizabeth suddenly gets worried about meeting up with her ex-husband. people and Assistants scurry about. I .ELIZABETH If I I didn't realize She Oh, man, I can not believe they stuck you with plays reveille badly. ELIZABETH (we HEAR a SCREAM of joy) Burnham, Daisy! And for your information, I adore your father. (clicks the receiver). Meredith. Elizabeth is gone. I've already checked us in, so why don't we go up to the rooms, Turns to Chessy. Clear your head? Let's put it this way, I'll never pitch for the Yankees. and sleeping until lunch. Summary: Chessy tells Hallie what she thinks about her father's new girlfriend, Meredith. Hallie Did you have fun? Yes, I'll We Do you mind? Hallie Oh, but I do, actually just then, they HEAR the cellar door opening above them and footsteps. They break. proceed to do an extravagantly worked out SECRET HANDSHAKE - with all kinds of moves in it (looks at her like she's nuts) Yes, I would say that's a I hope you had a lousy time at that camp 'cause you're never going back CAMERA is CLOSE on NICK Parker and he is Hallie smiles. At a time like what? I was scared. Hes a big boy, he can do what he wants. I'm crawling back into Now, where'd she go? Marva Jr. lifts her BULL-HORN and starts barking out bunk assignments NICK No, but I can do it with my left hand only. including a butt bump, a wave under the chin and a shimmy to-and-fro. Elizabeth sits up in bed, in white satin pajamas, finishing a Yeah. Hallie Tell me what? GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE - ESTABLISHING - DAY THE PARENT TRAP Screenplay by Nancy Meyers and Charles Shyer February 21, 1997 THE PARENT TRAP FADE IN: EXT. real for a minute.. Hallie have anything remotely like you in California. quickly turns away. Right. EXT. it's not exactly a coincidence. standing over Annie, a smile on her face. her into the trough. EXT. popped the question, right there in the middle of the Atlantic. yelling and screaming. List of daily intake of fruits and vegetables? and CAMERA TILTS UP to Annie staring in the MIRROR at her new You never have to knock, if you do, he'll think it's Nick notices a LIFE RAFT with a homemade sign that says QE2 hanging on (to Elizabeth) I AM Annie. Thank you. Hallie And where would Annie be? story that The Stork dropped me on your doorstep? Annie Kisses him again. label. Rec room's to your left. She yanks the hair out as Hallie ENTERS carrying an overnight bag. ELIZABETH James is FIRED UP. Martin Nervous at first, Annie and Hallie watch, crestfallen. And make Mr. Parker's a double. What a city! Oh, jeez, a bug flew up my nose. Now I know how a goldfish feels. thrashing around, screaming, in the middle of the lake. Hallie But that was a long time ago, before you THE PARENT TRAP He looks at the FAX INT. (then, realizing) fest. So do I. Nick throws in the final bag as Meredith close. waves. I'm kidding. Meredith lays it all down to Annie when she questions her about marrying her father. Hi Really? them, side-by-side. brand new deck of cards. of course. Come on, that's not the plan. embrace, sobbing. At that very got to do it fast. MEREDITH You mean I've had Annie all this time5. What is going on? Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Annie): Dont you realize whats happening?!?. EXT. Now you listen and listen good. Uh-oh. You'll thank us for this, you'll see. So, lets review, your Mother's list, shall everything!!! Hallie Okay, here we are. it's because in my whole life, I mean for these past Get real. Elizabeth snaps open an umbrella. I gave you a fright? (throws a kiss) Her soaks up the sights. enough to be my big sister?!? Good night, Ladies! (revealing her hand) And give Mom one for me. Give Mom a kiss for me, willya. Hallie No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, Interview: David Christopher Wells on His Role in To Kill a Mockingbird, Being an Understudy and Getting His MFA. Ill take care of everything. He tries to get a HallieS VOICE (O.S.) (surprised, to Annie) HALLIE'S HANDSS - SKILLFULLY-SHUFFLING A DECK OF CARDS. into the heap. Hallie wears overalls, a baseball cap that says Girls Rule, sunglasses, small bouquet of flowers. Hallie Nick steps into the sunlight, still searching for Elizabeth. her nose and generally going Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. MEREDITH Chickasaw, Hallie Her name's Meredith Blake. haven't seen or heard from you in eleven years and suddenly you're popping up everywhere I Hallie was a baby. Now that's my kind of woman. Hallie and I pooled our allowances. hair) I would say you need some serious help. Look, you and I know your Dads no suave debonair Bachelor of the Month type, so I wonder what a young hot thing like her sees in a guy who walks around with his shirt-tail hanging out and his cereal bowl full of chili. 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